Hamtaro Knows Chicks

Spring Break. Snowing out. Finished my book. Had Writers' Block. Nothing else to do, so why not? XD

In case my handwritting is not reaadable, well here...

Sandy: It was SO totally cool! ♥Maxy♥ and I almost got to second base last night.

Girls: *gasp*

Hamtaro: Hey, Sandy, wouldn't it be too dark to play baseball???

Girls: *Groan* *Fall over*

Pashmina: Not THAT kind!

Hamtaro: Then what?

Bijou: Vous vill get eet vhen vou're older... *sigh*

Not much later...

Hamtaro: (to Stan) ... Well, now I'm five minutes older, so that HAS to count, so could you tell me now?

Stan: (thinking) Don't kill me!!! (saying) Erm...
No wonder Jingle calls you "Hambozo"! Do you know ANYTHING about chicks?!

Hamtaro: Yeah, lots!

Stan: Seriously?

Hamtaro: Yep-P! ...
They're big, yellow, and mean and have big pointy beaks and claws! *shivers*

Stan: *falls over* (thinking) He had me going there. (saying) UGH! Ham-dude, you have a lot to learn... *sniff*

Hamtaro: *kushi-kushi* *kushi-kushi* (thinking) ... A lot to learn? I can learn from Max! He's a good teacher! (saying) Hey, Maxwell! Can you tell me what it means when Sandy said you two got to second base?!

Maxwell: Say heke?! Y-you haven't t-t-old Stan yet, have you?

Stan: That was about my sister?!

Dumb, I know. That's why I titled it what I did! XD